Pension Release: Awesome Facebook Statuses

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Donald asks…

What are some awesome facebook statuses?

Not too common.
Will make people laugh/smile(:

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Gf: Wanna know what gets my pussy wet?
Bf: What? ;)
Gf: Toilet water when i shit out a whale!
Lmao.(:

Gf: Am i pretty or ugly?
Bf: Both
Gf: How?
Bf: Pretty ugly.
Haha

Did u know if u light a candle under the moonlight & u say 3times of the name of the person u love U will look really stupid doing that! Lol

Jenny asks…

What is the most awesome facebook status you can think up?

For National Awesome Facebook Status Day.

Tomorrow you can be doing whatever you want. Not going to work, or class or being tired or bathing your cat. You can be fighting a bear or rescuing a child from a burning building or going to the moon. So what are some of the best statuses you can think of???

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Dude – Following the beam to the Dark Tower with the gunslinger close behind.

Chris asks…

can anyone give me some awesome facebook statuses?

anything at all idc if its funny or serious or whatever:)
thanks mucho appreciated

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Is this for real? You can’t come up with your own?

How about : I’m a douche
Chill I’m kidding

For Real : Tired of Christmas music already.

James asks…

what are some awesome facebook statuses?

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Is trying to conquer the world
for woman : è la regina del mondo(It’s the World’s Queen, in Italian)
knows she’s awesome
lives the life
Is thinking about becoming a hippie

Charles asks…

short but awesome statuses for facebook?

im looking for a great, short , awesome status for facebook

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*insert meaningful song lyrics here*
in a cottage tree cottage lived albie the racist dragon

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